...damm I got nothing

I played Halo for the first time in a month. I am not sure about what other people do in the game but I have a little game with in the game that I like to play and that is warthog riding. It sounds easy until you realize that you have to board an, some times fully loaded enemy, warthog and kill and the enemies on board. It's also moving and their is a high changes that your also being fired from it. And the file share is up, now I give you a glimpse into my mini-game:

now fuck off

Hello Fellow Readers

After many attempts at fail suicide causes by the secret muslim Obama who forcefully toke office.

I have come to the conclusion that a common house hold nigger isn't as bad as a nit who thinks his god lives on a planet that isn't Earth.

 Which brings me to my next point, some smart ass made a time machine copied the story of Halo 4 and went back in time disguised as angel and gave the story to Joseph Smith. If you don't believe this then just look at the evidence.

Mormons believe that their unnamed god lives on Kolob some planet named in the bible or something. They don't know the location of it but once they do find it and are some how able to reach it they will receive eternal happiness or something equally stupid.

And the covenant, a collection of somewhat badass aliens who want to kill of all humans because their religion said so. They worship a (mostly) dead race (the Forerunners) of ancient aliens that were wiped out by a zombie intergalactic virus (The Flood) created by an even older race of aliens (The Precursors) as a giant fuck to the Forerunners for killing them off. The covenant who now worship the Forerunners because they missed read some stuff are hell bent on committing galactic mass murder suicide, because their religion said so. They have rumors that one Forerunner might be alive some planet named Requiem, they find it and Didact wakes from his 100,000 year sleep, and instant makes plans to kill of all humans (nerdy massive back story, nothing important)

In conclusion Obama will fuck things like any other nigger a some smart white person will make a time machine in order to fix everything but some troll eventually get a hold of the time machine, dresses up as an angel an appears before Joseph Smith and tells him the story of God (Didact) and Kolob ( Requiem).