Space Race and some News

...I got into a race...A space race. Just like in real life but with more "countries" and more than likely much much more death. and explosion can't forget explosion. Find with team will win the race

Will it be Russian?
HAAH NO!!!!!

...hold on a minute...I am being told that...they what?

damm, it appears that the Russians have now claimed Kerbing as their own.

It appears no one was crazy or stupid enough to attempt this before.

ODSTs, shit they must be pissed at the federation for stealing their ideas

The ...wait The Terran Federation, WTF?

talk about awkward...

...The Proud Confederates, they got a time machine??

DAMM!!!!! First a time machine and now this?
 those confederates are dead serious about thier hate.

Yuktabania...I have no idea how they got involved

maybe the yuks are on a rescue mission?

...maybe is it... YES IT IS

I wonder how they are going to get back to Kerbussia?

In some what unrelated news Obama still isn't making any plans to bring back the man space mission. There's a bunch of dead astronauts now, poor souls

Why couldn't Morgan Freeman ran for president, he's the only person that has experience with asteroids.

Kerbal Space Program lading

 

...somehow I have a better space program than NASA, thanks obama

Obama's Upcoming Mass Genocide of the American People

Hear ye, Hear ye, For I have news on Obama planed death of America. And by planned death of America I mean that he will personally kick down the door to your use and he will use his gun to kill you and your family. I seen the rap videos and with Obama's leftist muslim homosexual atheist connection believe me when I tell you Obama can't be trust. He will kill you. And as a proud loving white american that loves the constitution I can tell you that obama's master have order him to find and kill you. He's even started on his mad rampage of killings. Ask your self did this happened under bush? no. Where is bush now? obama knows.

psss...obama killed him

and his going to kill again

Can you guess what obama is going to do next? he's going to use the UN to UNtake your guns from you, UNgive you right and to Unlet you shoot any minorities coming to you for any reason. Next thing you know there's going to be blacks living next to you, mexican behind you and asians asking you to stop telling to go back to china. They say that they are from portlannd, oregan but we all know the truth, they need to go back to they hon-kon-kung-pow-chin-chon radioactive wasteland.

Obama's message is clear he will find you and he will take your guns