Why Romney Has My Vote

Mitt Romney the Republican nominee and future president of this one great united states. Romneys ideas have been down-played by the mainstream media given Romneys plans a back-hand slap. Romneys ideas wont only change America but will change the world as we know it. To put it simply Romney has a 5 part plan to restore America; first one end all government regulations allow for more freedom, this one leads to number two. The first part of his plan will result in companies seeing how free they can be and will return to America creating the biggest economic and budget surplus since Reagan. The third part is profit. The fourth art is to get rid of all the "thrash" and clean the world. The final part of Romneys plan is to welcome Jesus.

Getting to so more detail into part one of Romney's plan. Every single government agency and law will be repealed. Freedoms will instantly increase 1000%. The pesky 7-day waiting for a gun, gone, second amendment fully restored to its intended glory. Drink a nice refreshing American beer in public, perfectly legal. Beating up fags, legal. Annoying IRS telling you to pay taxes gone, all the money that you make you will keep, 100% of every cent you make you will keep, the government will take nothing. Since the IRS is gone companies will no longer be tax and will return in mass looking to hire the most productive people in the word, God-Fearing-Hard-Working-Red-Blooded American,

Stay tune for parts two to five, the story of Adolfs ball is currently in works.