Wednesday, June 12, 2013
Introduction of the Raccoon Space Program
Sunday, June 2, 2013
White Knight preview
I finished up the breakfast with a nice cold glass of water. I walked out and it was getting dark so I decided to sleep inside the house. The german farm body was still in the barn. I knew I could just leave him there like that for his family to find. I dragged his body into the kitchen I was able to find a butchers knife. I cut up his body into pieces. I threw the legs and torso into the fire place and lite it. I had a special plan for the head and arms. I toke a rope and tied it to the ceiling of the house. I grabbed some nails and a hammer and I stuck a nail throw his left hand and into his head. I did the same thing for his right hand. His right hand was on left side. I calmly fell asleep. All in all that day could of ended really bad for me.
Friday, March 1, 2013
...damm I got nothing
I played Halo for the first time in a month. I am not sure about what other people do in the game but I have a little game with in the game that I like to play and that is warthog riding. It sounds easy until you realize that you have to board an, some times fully loaded enemy, warthog and kill and the enemies on board. It's also moving and their is a high changes that your also being fired from it. And the file share is up, now I give you a glimpse into my mini-game:
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Monday, February 4, 2013
Obama's Upcoming Mass Genocide of the American People
Hear ye, Hear ye, For I have news on Obama planed death of America. And by planned death of America I mean that he will personally kick down the door to your use and he will use his gun to kill you and your family. I seen the rap videos and with Obama's leftist muslim homosexual atheist connection believe me when I tell you Obama can't be trust. He will kill you. And as a proud loving white american that loves the constitution I can tell you that obama's master have order him to find and kill you. He's even started on his mad rampage of killings. Ask your self did this happened under bush? no. Where is bush now? obama knows.
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| psss...obama killed him |
and his going to kill again
Can you guess what obama is going to do next? he's going to use the UN to UNtake your guns from you, UNgive you right and to Unlet you shoot any minorities coming to you for any reason. Next thing you know there's going to be blacks living next to you, mexican behind you and asians asking you to stop telling to go back to china. They say that they are from portlannd, oregan but we all know the truth, they need to go back to they hon-kon-kung-pow-chin-chon radioactive wasteland.
Obama's message is clear he will find you and he will take your guns
Friday, February 1, 2013
My Calculus Life
Blah blah blah this is what I learned.
If you want the book google " Calculus: Early Transcendentals, 7th Edition". Go to amazon or some other site if you want it cheap. Don't google for it's torrent or any other illegal download.
we wouldn't want that.
If you want the book google " Calculus: Early Transcendentals, 7th Edition". Go to amazon or some other site if you want it cheap. Don't google for it's torrent or any other illegal download.
we wouldn't want that.
Tuesday, January 1, 2013
The Mask Beginings
So there I was sitting running miles in the middle of some forest in the middle of nowhere. Gunfire could be hear in the distance. The sound of thundering artillery in beyond the horizon. The constant sweating and the fear for my very own life was unbearable. Running and running, nothing but running, sometime I would get yelled at. I was in the MOTHER FUCKING ARMY OF THE MOTHER FUCKING UNITED STATE, almost, kind of. I was in boot camp. Dammit I was ready to go after Adolf, I started to make plans, I knew some people that knew some people in rather high places and I started putting resource in place. But no, the American government wanted nothing to do with a war over in europe.
I owed Adolf some money and I didn't want to pay him. Adolf now had control of an entire country and I was running laps around trees barely making any money. I was running to nowhere fast. Word for the higher ups was that we had to sit back and let europe be europe. That part I was just fine but Adolf and with his one ball (I had no idea he had lost his other one and the fact that I owed him money) I just could not stand the idea...of such a nice guy like him running anything, much less running it with no problems. Something had to be done, something that would get american into the ass kicking business. So that is when I made my ingenious plan, I went AWOL, like a boss. I tried at least. A walked up the drill sergeant, he was darker than the darkest thing I could imagine. The darkness in his eyes was more that enough to make you want to ran, or shit your pants.."DRILL SARGENT, I LIKE MEN" my ingenious plan was on it's way. "YOU LIKE MEN?" said the drill sergeant in a laughing manner. "YES SIR, I LIKE MEN, can I go home now?" I almost peed my pants. The sergeant looked at me with his black eyes, at me eyes then down to my feet then at me crotch area then back to me eyes then back to me crotch and finally back to my eyes. "LET ME EXPLAIN THE CHAIN OF COMMAND TO YOU MAGGOT, THERE'S YOU THERE'S THE DIRT, THE WORMS, MY SHIT, THE PRESIDENT, GOD AND THEN THERE'S ME". I responded with "sarge...I don't think it works the way you think it works". "DAMMIT MAGGOT YOU DON'T GET PAYED TO THINK". "...i...still like...men...can i go home? i don't like the army any more" " LISTEN UP MAGGOT, I DON'T PARTICULAR CARE FOR YOUR SEXUAL PREFERENCES YOU ARE GOING TO KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT AND KEEP ON RUNNING UNTIL I GET TIRED OF YOU RUNNING". I did the next best thing that came to my mind, I ran. I ran away from the sarge and boot camp.
A month later I found my self in the middle of a germany city, where Adolf was holding a parade in honor of the german people. Everyone was celebrating, people where giving each other free food, helping each other. It was paradise, free food, but then I remembered Adolf. I was there on a mission, so none of fun stuff that was going to last while Adolf was alive. I started up asking for money, a particular group called the "Jews" a wealthy collection of the most successful businessmen in the country was more than some what willing to help. I kept them in the dark about my actions but I promised them a rich return on their investment. My plan was simple the jews owned most the wealth business in germany and they where trust by all the germany people. That meant unlimited cash...for me, no questions asked by anyone besides my investors. But getting the jews into helping me was not easy. Using my vastly superior mind I showed that it was possible to create gold from lead, they bought it and gave what ever money I need.
My plan was simple use the jew money to launch a massive smear campaign against Adolf. Then a massive attack the would end with a dead Adolf and with me keeping my money. Things went good for a few days, I was busting out poster slamming Adolf policies. But things soon went horribly wrong. My work created riots in germany, they where protesting me. Things went downhill rather quickly after that. And I meant fast. The jews wanted to make sure I was not fucking them over, they demand an advance payment on their gold. I only had some uranium. I was fucked. The jews then proceed to blackmail me, either I deliver on the gold or they tell Adolf. So I figure I tell Adolf... on them and let him take care of them while I toke care of him.
Adolf, no longer trusting the jews or other business of any king, order that all gold have their gold taken and kept in a safe place to keep who ever was receiving it from receiving it. It didn't work I already had all their gold. Nothing would stop me. I could get away with anything and the jews would get blamed, all the while I would bring Adolf to his knees. I started killing Adolf closets friends one by one. It slowly drove Adolf into depression.
My actions didn't go unnoticed, Adolf circle started to become weary of me and assign a special task force to bring me in. This task force became know as the 117th Special Fatherland Defense force other wise knows as the Special Services or the S.S. for short. Their sole purpose was to bring me and what ever allies I had to deaths warm hands. I became know to them as the code name "The Mask".
Members of his government became increasingly scared of me. Their deaths where only a matter of time...but S.S. got their shit together and started to planing my doom. The S.S. slowly started finding my stashed of gold. Slowly I saw my money going away and I could do nothing . The S.S. was hard on my ass, I couldn't do anything without one of them catching me.
With my money running low I had no option but to run to the neighboring country of austra(lia). I was sure that the local population would not care about what I did back in germany. For a few days I was able to get my shit together and began my escape. I stilled needed money and the austrian would provide that money and much more. especially drugs.
With my new life in Austria I was able to get a new source of money that other wise would of been impossible back in germany. I was able to buy a moderate size printing business that had a sizable amount of readers. Newspaper after newspaper carried by views of Adolf. "Adolf once punched a dog" with a picture of him punching a puppy. The responds to that one, was huge people called him the devil on Earth. My work continued with out stopping, an endless supply of drugs. People angry at Adolf. Adolf thousands of miles away was helpless to do anything while I could get away whit anything. Nothing short of the wrath of Thor could stop me and I knew Thor was busy that whole Astria Porta thing. I was untouchable I could say what I wanted and this idiots would eat it up and they wanted more of it.
I started forming a secret army with the intent to hanging Adolf. I used my newspaper connections to send coded messages to my followers informing them of where and when as well as what to do when they go there. Our first meeting was held in an art museum, Adolf couldn't even draw a crocked line. I found that fact funny as hell. We disused ways of disrupting Germanys growth and humiliating Adolf in what ever way we could. Many laughs where had and so began of my master plan began to slow take shape.
A month into plan I got a letter from Adolf telling me that what ever I was planning I should stop it. No matter what I thought up he would be able to stop me in my tracks. I responded by sending him a perfectly drawn circle (I used a rose compass). I waited for his responds.
His responds was ...well...subtle.
He calmed walked his troops into austrai. Every one was stunned and nothing was done about it. Every one was confused, they have only had their uniforms on. Every person thought it was just a silly parade, a very long parade of germans in silly uniforms. A roar of cheers soon followed, their stupidity deserved some recognition. With in a matter of days their parade reached half way into the country. The cheers didn't die down. The parade was followed by tanks...thank the austrians. fucking idiots.
There I was in a city surrounded by the enemy with no way out. I had no choice but to put my secret army to some good use. I started ordering them to generally harass the germans, occasionally they would beat up and kill one of the germans. But even this wasn't enough to scare the germans away. Adolf was hell bent on capturing me, I wasn't going to let that happened.
Adolf order his army to make my capture the top priority lucky for me I already had a plan should Adolf ever tried to catch me. Adolf started offering a huge bounty for my head. A bounty so large that even my loyal followers started turning against me. With a decreasing number of followers I had to make rash decisions. I ordered my remaining followers to carry out attacks on the invading german army. The first attacked involved blowing up a railroad that was being used by the germans to transport their forces. Overall this attack went better than expected, we didn't only blow up the railroad we also blew up a car...with germans in it. By the end of the day news of our small attract reached Adolf. His following orders where to find me and have my head stuff and placed above his fire place.
Train load of the finest, best trained and healthiest german soldier where sent after me. Their training was something to wonder. They volunteered to server for their country with undying loyalty. For the few officers Adolf personally made sure that he personally gave them their commission. Even the every day soldier received a hand written letter from adolf himself telling them of their righteous life. No german soldier was left with out a thank you from Adolf. Their moral was at an all time high and was increasing with time and they had all the time. My secret army on the other had had to pay a monthly fee, it was worth it.
The little loyal followers I had done more damage than any could of imagine but ultimately they only sthreths Adolf resolve to capture me. Unfortunately my followers success wheren't up to par with my ridiculous high standards (they actually meet them I just didn't wanted to pay them), I had to put them down. I think this might have contributed to my need to flee from austrai.
I found myself being chase by an angry mob of austrians, former members of my secret army and some very determined german soldiers. I ran nonstop for what seem days (in was 2 minutes but regen...forget it). I ran and then hide. I knew I need to ended it before it got even more out of control, I had to kill adolf personally. There was just the problem of finding him, get throw his armies, the angry austrian mob and the fact that berlin was a hell of a walk away. First thing first I need to get away from the mob. I calmed walked out, accepting my possible fate. They saw me, I saw them. The tension was high one from move and I was done for. The angry mob got out their ropes ready to hang me but before I spoke "give me a second" I cleared my throat, "In this hour of my defeat, you taste victory. I ask, why? They, the germans, the so called guardians of all that righteous. The roots of their country have grown deep under their shady tending. Where there is the raccoon, the force of our countless soldiers have stomp the soil. Their strength is the blackest black hole, towards which all intelligence vanishes... And the impervious shelter beneath which it has prospered. I stand before you, accused of the sin of ensuring the death of Adolf. Of attempting to save you from this fate where you are forced to... live under Adolf. Adolf stands as the greatest threat in the continent. Refusing to hang the bastard is a fool's gambit. You squander years in the depression, while he seize my triumphs for his own. The right to do what ever to all things belongs to Me alone. Think of my acts as you will. But do not doubt the reality: the War... has already begun. And you are hopeless to stop it"..."there's no way you thought of that by yourself" said a person in the mob. I looked at the mob, "HEY WHAT'S THAT OVER THERE?!?!". They all turned their heads in curiosity and I ran towards Berlin.
I waved my arms from 500 feet, they where still looking for something, so I walk. I walked towards Berlin and Adolf.
I owed Adolf some money and I didn't want to pay him. Adolf now had control of an entire country and I was running laps around trees barely making any money. I was running to nowhere fast. Word for the higher ups was that we had to sit back and let europe be europe. That part I was just fine but Adolf and with his one ball (I had no idea he had lost his other one and the fact that I owed him money) I just could not stand the idea...of such a nice guy like him running anything, much less running it with no problems. Something had to be done, something that would get american into the ass kicking business. So that is when I made my ingenious plan, I went AWOL, like a boss. I tried at least. A walked up the drill sergeant, he was darker than the darkest thing I could imagine. The darkness in his eyes was more that enough to make you want to ran, or shit your pants.."DRILL SARGENT, I LIKE MEN" my ingenious plan was on it's way. "YOU LIKE MEN?" said the drill sergeant in a laughing manner. "YES SIR, I LIKE MEN, can I go home now?" I almost peed my pants. The sergeant looked at me with his black eyes, at me eyes then down to my feet then at me crotch area then back to me eyes then back to me crotch and finally back to my eyes. "LET ME EXPLAIN THE CHAIN OF COMMAND TO YOU MAGGOT, THERE'S YOU THERE'S THE DIRT, THE WORMS, MY SHIT, THE PRESIDENT, GOD AND THEN THERE'S ME". I responded with "sarge...I don't think it works the way you think it works". "DAMMIT MAGGOT YOU DON'T GET PAYED TO THINK". "...i...still like...men...can i go home? i don't like the army any more" " LISTEN UP MAGGOT, I DON'T PARTICULAR CARE FOR YOUR SEXUAL PREFERENCES YOU ARE GOING TO KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT AND KEEP ON RUNNING UNTIL I GET TIRED OF YOU RUNNING". I did the next best thing that came to my mind, I ran. I ran away from the sarge and boot camp.
A month later I found my self in the middle of a germany city, where Adolf was holding a parade in honor of the german people. Everyone was celebrating, people where giving each other free food, helping each other. It was paradise, free food, but then I remembered Adolf. I was there on a mission, so none of fun stuff that was going to last while Adolf was alive. I started up asking for money, a particular group called the "Jews" a wealthy collection of the most successful businessmen in the country was more than some what willing to help. I kept them in the dark about my actions but I promised them a rich return on their investment. My plan was simple the jews owned most the wealth business in germany and they where trust by all the germany people. That meant unlimited cash...for me, no questions asked by anyone besides my investors. But getting the jews into helping me was not easy. Using my vastly superior mind I showed that it was possible to create gold from lead, they bought it and gave what ever money I need.
My plan was simple use the jew money to launch a massive smear campaign against Adolf. Then a massive attack the would end with a dead Adolf and with me keeping my money. Things went good for a few days, I was busting out poster slamming Adolf policies. But things soon went horribly wrong. My work created riots in germany, they where protesting me. Things went downhill rather quickly after that. And I meant fast. The jews wanted to make sure I was not fucking them over, they demand an advance payment on their gold. I only had some uranium. I was fucked. The jews then proceed to blackmail me, either I deliver on the gold or they tell Adolf. So I figure I tell Adolf... on them and let him take care of them while I toke care of him.
Adolf, no longer trusting the jews or other business of any king, order that all gold have their gold taken and kept in a safe place to keep who ever was receiving it from receiving it. It didn't work I already had all their gold. Nothing would stop me. I could get away with anything and the jews would get blamed, all the while I would bring Adolf to his knees. I started killing Adolf closets friends one by one. It slowly drove Adolf into depression.
My actions didn't go unnoticed, Adolf circle started to become weary of me and assign a special task force to bring me in. This task force became know as the 117th Special Fatherland Defense force other wise knows as the Special Services or the S.S. for short. Their sole purpose was to bring me and what ever allies I had to deaths warm hands. I became know to them as the code name "The Mask".
Members of his government became increasingly scared of me. Their deaths where only a matter of time...but S.S. got their shit together and started to planing my doom. The S.S. slowly started finding my stashed of gold. Slowly I saw my money going away and I could do nothing . The S.S. was hard on my ass, I couldn't do anything without one of them catching me.
With my money running low I had no option but to run to the neighboring country of austra(lia). I was sure that the local population would not care about what I did back in germany. For a few days I was able to get my shit together and began my escape. I stilled needed money and the austrian would provide that money and much more. especially drugs.
With my new life in Austria I was able to get a new source of money that other wise would of been impossible back in germany. I was able to buy a moderate size printing business that had a sizable amount of readers. Newspaper after newspaper carried by views of Adolf. "Adolf once punched a dog" with a picture of him punching a puppy. The responds to that one, was huge people called him the devil on Earth. My work continued with out stopping, an endless supply of drugs. People angry at Adolf. Adolf thousands of miles away was helpless to do anything while I could get away whit anything. Nothing short of the wrath of Thor could stop me and I knew Thor was busy that whole Astria Porta thing. I was untouchable I could say what I wanted and this idiots would eat it up and they wanted more of it.
I started forming a secret army with the intent to hanging Adolf. I used my newspaper connections to send coded messages to my followers informing them of where and when as well as what to do when they go there. Our first meeting was held in an art museum, Adolf couldn't even draw a crocked line. I found that fact funny as hell. We disused ways of disrupting Germanys growth and humiliating Adolf in what ever way we could. Many laughs where had and so began of my master plan began to slow take shape.
A month into plan I got a letter from Adolf telling me that what ever I was planning I should stop it. No matter what I thought up he would be able to stop me in my tracks. I responded by sending him a perfectly drawn circle (I used a rose compass). I waited for his responds.
His responds was ...well...subtle.
He calmed walked his troops into austrai. Every one was stunned and nothing was done about it. Every one was confused, they have only had their uniforms on. Every person thought it was just a silly parade, a very long parade of germans in silly uniforms. A roar of cheers soon followed, their stupidity deserved some recognition. With in a matter of days their parade reached half way into the country. The cheers didn't die down. The parade was followed by tanks...thank the austrians. fucking idiots.
There I was in a city surrounded by the enemy with no way out. I had no choice but to put my secret army to some good use. I started ordering them to generally harass the germans, occasionally they would beat up and kill one of the germans. But even this wasn't enough to scare the germans away. Adolf was hell bent on capturing me, I wasn't going to let that happened.
Adolf order his army to make my capture the top priority lucky for me I already had a plan should Adolf ever tried to catch me. Adolf started offering a huge bounty for my head. A bounty so large that even my loyal followers started turning against me. With a decreasing number of followers I had to make rash decisions. I ordered my remaining followers to carry out attacks on the invading german army. The first attacked involved blowing up a railroad that was being used by the germans to transport their forces. Overall this attack went better than expected, we didn't only blow up the railroad we also blew up a car...with germans in it. By the end of the day news of our small attract reached Adolf. His following orders where to find me and have my head stuff and placed above his fire place.
Train load of the finest, best trained and healthiest german soldier where sent after me. Their training was something to wonder. They volunteered to server for their country with undying loyalty. For the few officers Adolf personally made sure that he personally gave them their commission. Even the every day soldier received a hand written letter from adolf himself telling them of their righteous life. No german soldier was left with out a thank you from Adolf. Their moral was at an all time high and was increasing with time and they had all the time. My secret army on the other had had to pay a monthly fee, it was worth it.
The little loyal followers I had done more damage than any could of imagine but ultimately they only sthreths Adolf resolve to capture me. Unfortunately my followers success wheren't up to par with my ridiculous high standards (they actually meet them I just didn't wanted to pay them), I had to put them down. I think this might have contributed to my need to flee from austrai.
I found myself being chase by an angry mob of austrians, former members of my secret army and some very determined german soldiers. I ran nonstop for what seem days (in was 2 minutes but regen...forget it). I ran and then hide. I knew I need to ended it before it got even more out of control, I had to kill adolf personally. There was just the problem of finding him, get throw his armies, the angry austrian mob and the fact that berlin was a hell of a walk away. First thing first I need to get away from the mob. I calmed walked out, accepting my possible fate. They saw me, I saw them. The tension was high one from move and I was done for. The angry mob got out their ropes ready to hang me but before I spoke "give me a second" I cleared my throat, "In this hour of my defeat, you taste victory. I ask, why? They, the germans, the so called guardians of all that righteous. The roots of their country have grown deep under their shady tending. Where there is the raccoon, the force of our countless soldiers have stomp the soil. Their strength is the blackest black hole, towards which all intelligence vanishes... And the impervious shelter beneath which it has prospered. I stand before you, accused of the sin of ensuring the death of Adolf. Of attempting to save you from this fate where you are forced to... live under Adolf. Adolf stands as the greatest threat in the continent. Refusing to hang the bastard is a fool's gambit. You squander years in the depression, while he seize my triumphs for his own. The right to do what ever to all things belongs to Me alone. Think of my acts as you will. But do not doubt the reality: the War... has already begun. And you are hopeless to stop it"..."there's no way you thought of that by yourself" said a person in the mob. I looked at the mob, "HEY WHAT'S THAT OVER THERE?!?!". They all turned their heads in curiosity and I ran towards Berlin.
I waved my arms from 500 feet, they where still looking for something, so I walk. I walked towards Berlin and Adolf.
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